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Spiderman Turn Off the Dark is going back into previews despite all the injuries and this fall by actor Christopher Tierney

2010-12-22T13:12:00.000-08:00

Julie Taymor & Bono + The Edge (U2)'s new musical Spiderman : Turn Off the Dark is suffering some tough times and not just from the actual production. I have friends who have seen it and both say the story/script

has major issues that needs work and is confusing. Christopher Tierney fell 30 feet in the below video during a recent performance breaking bones with internal bleeding. I understand with broadway shows especially Spiderman you want to try to top other shows and even the movie with having actors swinging all over the theater which is much tougher to do in a broadway house as opposed to a Cirque Du Soleil type theater which might have been more appropriate for this show. I personally think the show should shut down with even previews until they can get the wires, timing and acrobatics down so safety isn't an issue and the actors aren't scared for their lives!

Not into seeing the Yogi Bear movie but loved The Assasination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Frost?

2010-12-22T13:06:00.000-08:00

Yogi Bear Alternate Ending: BooBoo kills Yogi

This video might be the best thing about the upcoming

Yogi Bear movie with Dan Ackroyd voicing Yogi Bear

and Justin Timberlake as Boo Boo. T.J. Miller and Doug Benson

plus Paul Scheer turned me on to this - Thanks funny dudeguys!

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My Cousin Vinny gets a new take from The Thinking Matt

2010-09-11T18:48:00.000-07:00

Watch out Joe Pesci and Ralph Macchio as The Thinking Matt brings you his interpretation of the JAIL SCENE! Enjoy and look for MORE Thinking Matts Here!!

The Timber Lake (Social Network Parody)

2010-09-01T12:00:00.000-07:00

David Fincher's movie The Social Network is coming out soon and because of Justin Timberlake's role in the film and his huge rise as a movie star - this story had to be told -

Justin Timberlake like you might have seen him before ....

Facebook, Youtube, Twitter and now Timberlake !!!

THE TIMBER LAKE

You've seen Dinner For Schmucks but here is an Early Nineties Paul Rudd as a Bat Mitzvah DJ with awesome hair and shorts!

2010-08-05T08:31:00.000-07:00

Dinner For Schmucks Star Paul Rudd started out as a DJ for bar and bat mitzvahs :

Paul Rudd does it all for your little man or woman's celebration including
air guitar and candle blowing! Enjoy Clueless star Paul Rudd working hard for the money
and continue to wonder if this was his inspiration for "I Love You, Man" or more likely
his character in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".

Forgetting Sarah Marshall star Jason Segel sings cell song with The Swell Season

2010-07-07T13:07:00.000-07:00

Jason Segel performs his cell song for the ladies with The Swell Season

Tina Fey does Tracy Morgan impression on Late Night with David Letterman

2010-07-05T23:41:00.000-07:00

We all know Tina Fey does a mean Sarah Palin and Alec Baldwin does a dead on impression of Tracy Morgan but now Tina Fey tries her hand at it and she's very good - David Letterman enjoys it :

30 Rock must be a fun set to be on for sure!

Ralph Macchio & William Zabka star in Sweep the Leg & Wax On, F*ck Off

2010-06-19T16:43:00.000-07:00

William Zabka better known as Johnny Lawrence of the Cobra Kai is back in this music video
from No More Kings for a song called "Sweep the Leg". Johnny, his Cobra Kai cronies with considerably
less hair and more wrinkles show up as well as his Sensei Kreese - Memories of the Original Karate Kid
which is much better than the new, disneyfied version with Jaden Smith & Jackie Chan that is missing elisabeth shue and pat morita :

Ralph Macchio is no Scott Baio and has no crazy past. Maybe just one accident
that messed up his face a little bit kind of like Mark Hammil. Ralph is sick
of being the nice guy and for some reason he is friends with Kevin Connolly,
yet he has never appeared on an episode of Entourage?! Molly Ringwald also
took time out of her incredibly busy career to show up for this one - enjoy:

Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio from Ralph Macchio

STUPID FOR MOVIES OSCAR SPECIAL WITH ALICE IN WONDERLAND 3D REVIEW & CHAD VADER

2010-03-05T19:01:00.000-08:00

STUPID FOR MOVIES OSCAR SPECIAL - They also review Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland in 3D! Enjoy Wade & Mark! Plus nice 'guy', Chad Vader!

Jessica Biel shared an MTV style kiss moment with MTV MOVIE AWARDS host Sara Silverman and now this...

2009-05-29T23:43:00.001-07:00

Must be a running KISSING Theme but here's Sara Silverman and Jessica Biel basically kissing...TEASING THE WORLD via MTV Movie Awards:

Britney Spears gets close with Halle Berry

2009-05-29T23:18:00.000-07:00

BRITNEY SPEARS AND HALLE BERRY BASICALLY KISS FOR ALL OF US AND AT LEAST THE MEN OF THE WORLD ARE HAPPY..PROBABLY A LOT OF WOMEN TOO!!!!

I haven't seen either Britney Spears or Halle Berry lately, maybe they both went off somewhere to ...chill!?!

Seth Green shows us his "Crib" MTV Style from Un-Broke: What You Need to Know About Money

2009-05-29T09:29:00.001-07:00

SETH GREEN SHOWS US HIS "CRIB" MTV STYLE FROM ABC'S UN-BROKE BUT IS THIS REALLY HIS HOUSE OR IS IT JUST ONE HE BARELY USES?!?

WHEELS: A LOVE STORY - watch more funny videos

Beyonce's All the Single Ladies done by 100 women in London's Picadilly Circus

2009-04-22T11:07:00.001-07:00

WOW BEYONCE HAS HER "ALL THE SINGLE LADIES" SONG go crazy with 100 women doing it in London, England @ Picadilly Circus!

Now here's the 100 million dollar question -- we know Beyonce is now Mrs. Jay - Z
Are all these ladies actually SINGLE or just TALENTED?!

Susan Boyle shocks Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan on Britain's Got Talent with her version of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables

2009-04-15T11:29:00.000-07:00

Susan Boyle was absolutely amazing and her voice is POWERFULLY AWESOME:

Amazing and Piers Morgan gave his BIGGEST YES so far in 3 seasons but of course
Simon Cowell says he knew she would be AMAZING beforehang (right Simon!).
Susan Boyle may very well be the next Elaine Page ! If Les Miserables producers need another Fantine, Susan Boyle may be quite available!

WOMAN...WOOOOOOOOOH MAN! MIKE MYERS DOES HIS "SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER" POEMS!

2009-04-12T11:29:00.000-07:00

Classic Mike Myers Schtick..

Mike Myers & Adam Sandler were SO awesome in their beginnings...
I want them both to get BACK..GET BACK TO WHERE THEY ONCE BELONGED!!!

THIS OF COURSE IS JUST AWESOME -- HELLO?! THIS MOVIE IS UNDERRATED JUST LIKE BILLY MADISON:

"UnLOVE - ED" SATURDAY MORNY!

Claymation Version of Adam Sandler in Billy Madison:

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!

SARAH PALIN TALKING A LOT WITH SOME BILLY MADISON THROWN IN...BILLY IS SMRTER HEHE!

Iron Man vs. Bruce Lee - How is this a fair fight at all? Karate Legend vs a comic book metal heap that shoots laser beams?!?

2009-03-31T13:32:00.000-07:00

IRON MAN 2 IS GOING INTO PRODUCTION AND JON FAVREAU IS SO PUMPED -- HE LET US SEE THIS COOL VIDEO:

IRON MAN vs. BRUCE LEE

Want to find Jon Favreau and other Directors/Actors on the net - check out: CelebTwitters

Is the Sarah Silverman Show over?!?

2009-03-02T00:44:00.000-08:00

The economy is really, really bad so VIACOM (claiming poverty, I'm sure)...wanted Comedy Central to cut 2% for all its shows' budgets!!!
Well Sarah Silverman's show is not signed for a 3rd season due to their budget being cut from 1.1 million to 885K which is crazy since most single camera comedies are done for 1.5 - 2million per episode! I think Comedy Central is sweating this enough where they'll slash someone else's budget (as long as it's not THE DAILY SHOW or THE COLBERT REPORT!)!!!

Full Sarah Silverman Show maybe over Story

Which Celebs are using twitter?!? A FRIGGIN' LOT!

Pineapple Express 2009 Oscar Skit with Seth Rogen, James Franco, Judd Apatow &

2009-02-23T12:31:00.000-08:00

A skinnier Seth Rogen and James Franco do a PINEAPPLE EXPRESS Skit w/ A LOT OF AWESOME PARTS -- they tried to SMOKE THE OSCAR!!!

Loved when James Franco saw himself Kissing Sean Penn in MILK --- very NICE! I like!

Steve Martin & Tina Fey @ the Oscars -- knocking SCIENTOLOGY - AWESOME!!!

2009-02-23T00:19:00.000-08:00

STEVE MARTIN AND TINA FEY YUCK IT UP TOGETHER AT THE 2009 OSCARS..PLUS GET IN A SCIENTOLOGY JOKE!!

Queen Latifah sings live for the Oscars "In Memorium"

2009-02-22T23:57:00.000-08:00

QUEEN LATIFAH SOUNDED AWESOME BUT IT WAS STILL VERY SAD!!!

Celebs Making their $$$$ doing the WEIRD & WACKY Commercials in Japan!

2009-02-20T11:42:00.000-08:00

SLY STALLONE SELLS HAM:

HARRISON FORD SELLS BEER:

DENNIS HOPPER IS SELLING..A TOY DUCK?! SELLING SOMETHING BIZARRE:

SEAN CONNERY IN HIS JAMES BOND OUTFIT SELLING YOGURT -- WHY OH WHY:

PAUL NEWMAN ENJOYING SOME MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE:

JOHN TRAVOLTA SWEATS & WORKS OUT TO HAVE SOME TOKYO DRINK:

..AND FOR SANKYO, NICOLAS CAGE DOES HIS BEST PREPERATION FOR BANGKOK DANGEROUS:

THE WATCHMEN : Behind the Scenes with Zack Snyder and Des Jardins

2009-02-20T08:38:00.000-08:00

Snyder and Des Jardin spoke with us about the challenges of bringing "Watchmen" from comic to CG-driven feature form. In today's episode we explore that challenge through the making of one character: Dr. Manhattan. The filmmakers contended with interesting creative and technical obstacles.

Actor Billy Crudup plays the stoic, white-eyed protagonist, and they used a sort of LED bodysuit to create the melded "real"/CG persona we see on screen.

Snyder revealed to us that a 3 hour and ten minute long director's cut of "Watchmen" will come out in July. A DVD will follow in the fall, which he described as the "Crazy Ultimate Freaky Edition" to include extras such as "Tales of the Black Freighter," the death of Hollis Mason, extra scenes with Dr. Manhattan on Mars, and more.

Joaquin Phoenix releases his new single and music video: "The rise of the Phoenix"

2009-02-19T20:00:00.000-08:00

Two-time Academy Award-nominee turned hip-hop musician, Joaquin Phoenix releases his first rap single entitled "The Rise of The Phoenix"!

Lyrics:

(muttering stuff)

VERSE 1:
I played Johnny Cash in "Walk the Line",
You think I've gone crazy, but I feel fine.
I'm switching to music, this ain't no trick,
When I scratch my beard, it's a nervous tick.

VERSE 2:
I'm done with acting if you can believe it.
Don't ask about "Two Lovers" 'cuz I haven't seen it.
I'm new to hip-hop, but I'll beat your asses,
You'll never see me without these glasses.

CHORUS:
They call me The Phoenix (that's my hip-hop name),
'Cuz I rhyme through the ashes (and beat through the flames).
I'm quitting movies 'cuz hair and makeup suck,
I'm Joaquin Phoenix and I'm crazy as...
(Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh, Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh)

VERSE 3:
Ya'll laugh at me, but this is my life,
Don't be like Schaeffer or I'll pull out my knife.
I chew gum cuz I'm all nonchalant,
I'm the Emperor, I DO WHAT I WANT!

VERSE 4:
Shut up Letterman, enough with the beard,
Before I felt fine, but now I feel weird,
If you ask me a question I've got nothing to say,
________________________.

BRIDGE:
(8 bars of muttering stuff)

CHORUS:
They call me The Phoenix (that's his hip-hop name,)
'Cuz I rhyme through the ashes (and burst through the flame).
I'm quitting acting ('cuz movies suck),
I'm Joaquin Phoenix and Im crazy as...
(Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh, Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh)

HILARIOUS --- Very Creative Stuff!!

Sean Young from Ace Ventura & Blade Runner is talking & walking DRUNK!

2009-02-19T19:53:00.000-08:00

Here is Sean Young and she ALWAYS looks good but what has she been up to?!?
Here she is walking over Johnny Carson and Barbara Stanwyck's Hollywood Stars:

Plus Sean Young was drinking and heckling here too: DGA & Julian Schnabel!!

Is Joaquin Phoenix being REAL and DRUGGED OUT or is this a planned stunt a la Andy Kaufman on David Letterman's Late Show?!

2009-02-12T12:05:00.000-08:00

Is Joaquin for REAL below...I think not - Most Recent Visit to Letterman:

Here is Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman acting "normal":

CHECK OUT CRISPIN GLOVER TRYING TO PULL THE SAME THING ON LETTERMAN YEARS AGO HERE

Heroes SUPERBOWL spots 2009

2009-02-02T13:18:00.000-08:00

Well you can't blame NBC -- they need the viewers to save this show. .

Maybe the show will be even better now that the original team is back?!

What do ya think?! HEROES coming back strong...will add to LOST being AWESOME!!

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon Movie Club

2009-01-27T14:11:00.000-08:00

The Kevin Bacon Movie Club from Kevin Bacon

WHO BRINGS HOME THE BACON?! WHO?!?!

Kevin NEVER stopped working....now it's time to give back in his time of need!

Reports from Funny People - starring Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Jason Schwartzman and Jonah Hill

2009-01-17T10:15:00.000-08:00

Are they ACTUALLY making Ghostbusters 3 and without the original cast ?!? (Except maybe Harold Ramis?)

2009-01-17T09:35:00.000-08:00

Well I know they have thrown around Ghostbusters 3 for many years..maybe a decade or so with different ideas and cast members attached. . .

It seems that Judd Apatow & Co. are on board as producers ...and since Harold Ramis is an Apatow Gang member since being in a few of the films...I'm guessing they joined forces here...

But Ghostbusters without even Bill Murray...not sure....
Maybe they are handing their packs off to a younger team or training a younger team to do the field work for them perhaps?

IMDB HAS: GHOSTBUSTERS 3

In the talkbacks there, one poster went nuts and laid out pretty thick (and funny) :

IT'S CALLED - 'SINCE WE'RE RUINING MY CHILDHOOD'

"Since we're recasting Ghostbusters with crappy actors who can't hold a candle to the original actors why not think of other great 80's movies/cartoons to ruin with new casts!

The Karate Kid! Starring Will Smith's son...oh wait...that might already be happening...

How about Masters of the Universe...starring The Rock as He-Man and Jessica Alba as She-Ra! Wooo!!

And Thundercats with Hugh Jackman as Lion-O and Jessica Simpson as Cheetarah.

What the hell...Live Action Yogi Bear with Jack Black as Ranger Smith and a computer animated CGI Bear a la Alvin and The Chipmunks!

And finally,

Let's remake Back to the Future with Michael Cera as Marty McFly and Christopher Walken as Doc Brown."

Casey Carlson - American Idol Season 8 ; Top Performer so far

2009-01-16T17:04:00.000-08:00

Michael Castro (Jason Castro's brother) performs:

Hollywood does a musical about Prop 8 starring Jack Black as Jesus, Neil Patrick Harris, John C. Reilly and more...!

2008-12-18T14:30:00.000-08:00

"Prop 8 - The Musical" starring Jack Black, John C. Reilly, and many more... by Jack Black

Hilarious --- ahhhh all b/c of some idiot voters in california......funny though!

Geoffrey Arend who I took a UCB Level 101 class with here on UNDECLARED doing AMAZING IMPRESSIONS!

2008-12-17T12:23:00.001-08:00

He does everyone here on Judd Apatow's show with Seth Rogen...
Geoffrey does everyone from Pacino to Walken to Doctor EVIL!

Awesome stuff!

You may know him from the backseat of this car:

Mr. Bush dodges 2 shoes better than JUSTIN LONG can dodge a wrench...hmmmm makes ya wonder?!?

2008-12-16T08:00:00.001-08:00

GEORGE W. BUSH'S SHOE DODGE:

JUSTIN LONG ATTEMPTS HIS DODGE:

So which clip is funnier..let me know below...
It's pretty friggin close here!

Megan Fox is NOT Wonder Woman but she looks good in the part!

2008-11-22T12:25:00.000-08:00

Who doesn't love MEGAN FOX ?!
She's beautiful and as long as she isn't SO thin ..that she's more invisible than WW's Jet --
she should have a shot!
Warner Brothers were saying NO though.....heh

James Franco stars in his own Gossip Girl and Blake Lively drops by

2008-10-04T22:12:00.000-07:00

Pretty funny --- Franco does a pretty good Penn Badgely ("Dan") impresssion.

Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton join together on SNL

2008-09-13T23:06:00.001-07:00

Matt Damon Speaks out on Sarah Palin possibly becoming V.P or even President - "A really bad Disney Movie!"

2008-09-12T10:37:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears opens the 2008 VMAs with Jonah Hill kissing her!

2008-09-08T05:26:00.000-07:00

Steven Spielberg & Tom Hanks DNC Video plus Obama endorsement

2008-08-30T07:42:00.000-07:00

Quentin Tarantino's new Brad Pitt World War II movie will be bloody,violent and full of germans being scalped!!

2008-08-14T06:36:00.000-07:00

Inglorious Bastards starts in Berlin on October 13 and QT is already in Germany making his final casting choices. Brad Pitt is already signed on. His character, Lieutenant Aldo Raine, leads a group of American Jewish soldiers who are dropped into Nazi-occupied Europe to wreak havic on the Germans and destroy!

Brad Pitt's Lieutenant Raine in a pep speech to his men [according to a leaked version of the script, the officer] says: "Every man under my command, owes me, one hundred Nazi scalps ... and all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis or you will die trying."

But it is not just the scalping, or the carving of swastikas in foreheads, or the slow strangling scene — all shown with Tarantino's customary love of detail(BLOOD! BLOOD!) — that is likely to upset the nation and its critics. It is the whole idea of turning WWII into a pulp book adventure in which not a single German character has redeeming value. Tarantino's script basically says that the only good German is a dead one (with the suspense concentrated on the modalities of how he should die). For modern Germany that represents a regression to the days of the crudest anti-German war propaganda.

Tarantino says he doesn't want this movie to feel like a period piece but way more of a modern bloodbath!

Howard Stern to marry Beth Ostrosky! Marriage isn't an amazing thing for Stern....

2008-08-13T10:53:00.000-07:00

It turns out the model/actress will take her big rock to the altar this weekend to marry SHOCK JOCK Howard Stern. Kelly Ripa's husband Mark Consuelos will perform the ceremony!
Will Beth Ostrosky break the piece of glass to make it all kosher?!
It seems Stern found the woman with the "perfect" body!

Beth Ostrosky Pictures

SARAH PALIN'S DUMB VIDEOS

SARAH PALIN BIKINI PICS

LIV TYLER PICS

CHERYL COLE PICS

HEATH LEDGER

AMY WINEHOUSE

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt with their new twins - $14 Million Dollar Picture

2008-08-04T22:45:00.000-07:00

I wonder what kind of BIG HOLLYWOOD posse these star kids are going to form in 2 decades from now!!!

Maggie Gyllenhaal & Aaron Eckhart coming back for another Batman Movie?!

2008-08-02T10:01:00.000-07:00

An "unnamed source" KNOWS that Maggie Gyllenhaal and Aaron Eckhart have "signed on for two Batman films." No source(s) offered, no allusions to where they might work....just "we know."

DARK KNIGHT SPOILER BELOW --- WARNING, WARNING - IT WILL RUIN THE MOVIE!

This Baseless Rumor would mean that neither Rachel Dawson nor Harvey Dent really and truly died in The Dark Knight and Rachel will live again as Catwoman while Harvey would live as Two-Face. Anything's possible?!

Angelina Jolie was in rumors to be the next catwoman while her man, Brad Pitt will also be busy!

Heath Ledger's Next Project

Heath Ledger Pics

BATMAN VILLIANS

Heath Ledger interviewed about playing THE JOKER

Christian Bale IS John Connor

Hellboy's Selma Blair

Transformers Megan Fox

THE WATCHMEN

George Lucas & Steven Spielberg Screw Up INDIANA JONES FRANCHISE

JESSICA BIEL

MILA KUNIS

LIFE ON MARS gets a little more crowded! Lisa Bonet & Gretchen Mol!!

2008-08-02T09:02:00.000-07:00

It turns out that ABC's newest show keeps adding cast members! After adding Harvey Keitel, they now have former Cosby Kid, Lisa Bonet AND Gretchen Mol as cops on the show!!
Everybody hopes new shows are good --- we shall see, it definitely has an interesting cast so far.....

Dexter - Season 3 Trailer! Returning September 28!

2008-07-30T12:19:00.001-07:00

Los Angeles Earthquake shakes JUDGE JUDY and she RUNS FOR IT!!!

2008-07-30T09:08:00.000-07:00

Shia LaBeouf's Day Off From Transformers 2 includes Drunk Driving and Injuries!!!

2008-07-27T15:43:00.000-07:00

Shia LaBeouf is a young 20 something in Hollywood and he probably wasn't aware how much he REALLY had to drink!!! It happens to many, celeb or not, but hopefully people just call cabs...why not?! Anyways it seems Shia made a left turn in front of a car and found up flipping over.
He injured his head, shoulder and hand - he had to be hospitalized!

Shia's Transformers 2 Co-Star MEGAN FOX
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In Brighter News, I saw THE DARK KNIGHT in IMAX! It was amazing and while the movie is a lot of fun -- most of that comes from Heath Ledger and his JOKER. Whenever Heath was not on screen..I couldn't wait until his next moment! I loved that this movie didn't care about who lived and who died...they weren't afraid to kill people, keep people alive and bring some back!!!
I'm glad that Aaron Eckhart got to be in this one because he is ALWAYS great and interesting to watch. I also liked that Morgan Freeman was given way more to do in this movie!!!

Harvey Keitel on televison - Life on Mars! Plus Reaper picks up a new HERO?!

2008-07-24T22:23:00.000-07:00

Well Harvey Keitel was ALMOST on Criminal Minds but instead will land on the newly buzzed about show that has yet to air - ABC's LIFE ON MARS!!!

Other announced casting for Life on Mars includes The Sopranos' Michael Imperioli (as Det. Ray Carling) and October Road's Jonathan Murphy (as upstart Det. Chris Skelton).

Life on Mars concerns a modern-day cop (O'Mara) mysteriously transported back to the 1970s. Filming on the series begins Aug. 5, in and around New York City.

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PLUS -

Reaper's Sock(Tyler Labine) is going to get obsessed with his NEW stepsister,Eriko Tamura!
Eriko played a Samurai princess on Heroes and will be seen pretty often on that devilish show, REAPER. Her character is Kristin, Sock's new stepsister. Sock will have it bad(as he always seems to with any woman or woman demon!) for the new family member, while she sees him as her new & sweet big bro!
Reaper's second season also will introduce Sean Patrick Thomas (Save the Last Dance) as Alan, an escaped soul who, when Sam tries to send him back to Hell, instead sends Sam on a surprising, brand-new journey(Bill & Ted Bogus Journey, anyone?!). This will happen in the season 2 premiere!!!

Why can't they make a show where they put Megan Fox, Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie, Halle Berry,
Natalie Portman, the cast of WEEDS, the cast of LOST (oh wait, they already did..you'll see..), and CANDY all on an island somewhere?!? Ahhh, now THAT'S A SHOW! A SHOW ABOUT ...NOTHING!?

Katherine Heigl will get her own DENNY storyline in Grey's Season Opener? Plus a little Bernadette Peters gets sick...?

2008-07-24T06:50:00.000-07:00

In the two-hour, Sept. 25 premiere, Bernadette Peters ("Snails?!"), Mariette Hartley (aka James Garner's" "wife") and Kathy Baker (Picket Fences ) will guest-star as friends who each require the hospital's care! Also, Jeffrey Dean Morgan reprises his role of Denny Duquette, though I have to imagine that is in a very separate story line. I like JDM as an actor but come on, no more, NO MORE....the guy died two season ago...Why not focus on characters moving on...or hooking up with people who are..I don't know..ALIVE!!!!

Katherine Heigl Pics

MY NEW L O S T page

Fake MOVIES! ! !

X-Files 2 , TWO DAYS AWAY! !

2008-07-23T09:05:00.000-07:00

Madonna stressed out and overdoing it!

2008-07-22T14:46:00.000-07:00

The Materal Girl has sacked two dancers and her tour manager is threatening to walk out over her spectacular moods. And for the first time, despite her incredible fitness regime, her health has started to suffer. Doctors discovered Madge is anaemic, a surefire sign she is overdoing it, and she also suffered a painful knee injury. Madge has had a doctor, physiotherapist and a chiropractor on duty during rehearsals for her forthcoming Sticky & Sweet world tour.

Madonna is now taking it easy with close hollywood gal pal, Gwyneth Paltrow in the Hamptons!

Will Madonna be okay or is this the true beginning of her end?!?

Estelle Getty, Sophia from THE GOLDEN GIRLS, Dies at Age 84

2008-07-22T13:57:00.000-07:00

In this Aug. 28, 1998 file photo, actress Estelle Getty displays the Emmy she won at the 40th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards in Pasadena, Calif. Getty won best supporting actress in a comedy series for her role in "The Golden Girls." Getty has died at the age of 84. Her son, Carl Gettleman, says she died early Tuesday at home in Los Angeles. She suffered from advanced dementia and will be sorely missed ! Betty White was thankful that even though Estelle was gone, they'd always have Sophia! Bea Arthur also said :"Our mother-daughter relationship was one of the greatest comic duos ever, and I will miss her!"

Batman Arrested!! Christian Bale charged with Asssault!!

2008-07-22T09:31:00.000-07:00

The Dark Knight himself, Christian Bale was arrested for assault in London today, after allegedly lashing out at his mother and sister Sunday night before Monday's British Dark Knight premiere. Following the scene at Park Lane's Dorchester Hotel where Christian was staying, his mother and sister brought the accusations to the Hampshire police station who referred it to the London police. The police held off on arresting him until today and he was in custody for awhile. Christian was released from custody and was ordered to return to deal with the incident in September.

At The Movies With Ebert & Roeper is OVER!!

2008-07-21T12:30:00.000-07:00

Richard Roeper, the Gene Siskel replacement who has been co-hosting the show since 2000, has declined an offer to renew his contract. After 8 seasons, he's heading on and his last show will air August 16-17. Roeper says that Disney offered to extend his contract, and he "opted to wait. Much transpired after that behind the scenes, but an agreement was never reached, and we are all moving on." For Richard, that means going to new reviewing gigs. He says that he will be co-hosting another reviewing show, and "will be free to share the details on that program in the near future!
According to a statement from Roger Ebert, the era is over: "After 33 years on the air, 23 of them with Disney, the studio has decided to take the program named Siskel & Ebert and then Ebert & Roeper in a new direction. I will no longer be associated with it."

Danica Patrick fights with Milka Duno in the Pit
Angelina Jolie Pics
RUSH on Colbert Report

The Joker, Heath Ledger will be in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

2008-07-19T23:13:00.000-07:00

Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, which will open in England and Australia in early 2009, will contain the tiny bits of Heath Ledger's very last performance, although his character of Troy will also be played by three other actors -- Johnny Depp, Colin Farrell and Jude Law. Well no matter how Gilliam-esque(weird) Parnassus turns out out to be, Heath Ledger's name will certainly help make this artsy picture MORE $$$$. Especially given the excitement associated with his Dark Knight/Joker performance. It will be quite unique to see one role essentially played by 4 people. It makes sense to include what they can of Ledger, especially if what he shot was pretty good so far!

Dark Knight - Joker Site

Shannen Doherty is back as Brenda Walsh! I knew this would happen!

2008-07-19T23:05:00.000-07:00

So do you think Luke Perry will really be able to STAY away...he has always come and gone in the past and maybe Brian Austin Green will take some time off from Terminator and get Megan Fox to come with him to hang at the West Beverly Radio Station?!
Brenda Walsh will return to West Beverly as the guest director of the high school musical.(?!) Brenda always was a Drama Queen! Co-executive producer Jeff Judah emphasized that Doherty's appearance is not a cameo, but rather a multi-episode arc.
I'm guessing all the OLD 90210 characters will hang around as long as possible to give this show its ratings and I think they could ALL use the exposure & money (well maybe Tori doesn't need too much!)

Shannen Doherty Pics

Megan Fox Pics

Tori Spelling Pics

Grey's Anatomy tidbits and Katherine Heigl making nice - because why KILL her on tv?!?

2008-07-19T10:21:00.000-07:00

When Grey's Anatomy returns, it seems Callie & Dr. Hahn will deal with some awkwardness between each other because of the KISS : Brooke Smith says there is ICE!
Plus Callie may be pregnant. I'm thinking Katherine Heigl will stick around because she has an emmy and is making $100,000 an episode! Movies are not a sure thing so I think she'd be wise to stay put and make movies in the summer until the show is finished. I can't see the show going more than maybe another 5 years tops! She'll be in her mid 30s and everything will be fine for her!

I really don't care much for CSI and who takes over for William Peterson but I did think the entire Liev Schreiber arc was cool.

I'm dying for LOST to get back which won't be until forever ...also DEXTER which will be back sooner!

Televisions START your engines!!

Amy Poehler to star in new OFFICE spinoff sitcom!!

2008-07-17T15:25:00.000-07:00

Saturday Night Live vet Amy Poehler will be leaving the show for a spin-off of NBC's THE OFFICE! She will be joining the VERY funny HUMAN GIANT star, Aziz Ansari!!

Plus, Jay Leno might move to ABC and be somehow paired with Jimmy Kimmel!
Very Interesting....

Christian Bale in TERMINATOR SALVATION teaser

2008-07-17T14:19:00.000-07:00

Hopefully this movie will also be amazing!!

DARK KNIGHT

MEGAN FOX

CHERYL COLE

Watchmen Trailer

2008-07-17T14:14:00.000-07:00

Miss USA falls again but in the MISS UNIVERSE PAGEANT!

2008-07-15T20:19:00.000-07:00

Miss USA, Crystle Stewart

For the second year in a row, Miss USA fell down during the evening gown competition at the Miss Universe pageant.
It was a nightmare come true for Miss USA Crystle Stewart, a Texan, who tripped on the train of her evening gown as she made her entrance.

Is Jonah Hill with Sarah Silverman now?!

2008-07-15T19:41:00.000-07:00

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have broken up after 5 years which is sad because everyone thought they were great for each other. I'm not sure if Jonah Hill is just a mutual friend of both or if he could have even remotely have been the reason for this happening. I'm guessing no but one can never tell with these things.
--- When Silverman and Kimmel's mutual friend Jonah Hill stopped by, his "appearance definitely had an effect on her. They spoke for just a minute. And after he left, Sarah looked momentarily pensive." Silverman and Kimmel, 40, met at a roast for Hugh Hefner, and Kimmel soon hired the comedienne to do voices on his Comedy Central show "Crank Yankers." The two celebrated their fifth anniversary in February by creating parodies for his late-night show about sleeping with A-list

Michael J. Fox on Rescue Me, William Hurt, Timothy Olyphant & Marcia Gay Harden all on Damages plus more!!

2008-07-15T11:54:00.000-07:00

Michael J. Fox has signed on to a four-episode arc on Rescue Me where he'll play Janet's wheelchair-assisted new boyfriend. Go Mikey, Go!
Marcia Gay Harden will face off with Glenn Close on Damages as an attorney for a shadowy, high-powered corporation. Plus, Timothy Olyphant and William Hurt, Close's Big Chill cohort, will be series regulars this season. "It's part of our molecules," Close said of her and Hurt's shared experience on the iconic boomer flick. Also, surprisingly,Ted Danson will return for an unspecified number of episodes as Arthur Frobisher. Medical update: Producer Daniel Zelman says Arthur's "not terribly healthy at the moment, but he is alive." Wow, Damages is going to be JAM-PACKED with people and DRAMA!
Drea De Matteo, who appears in the pilot for FX's new biker drama Sons of Anarchy, has already signed on for two additional episodes. Be nice to see her return to television!
The network has green-lit an amazing 39 more episodes of sleeper sitcom It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. That's in addition to the 13 that are already in production now and the 32 that have already aired. Who doesn't LOVE this show?!
Look for 13 episodes of a comedy called Testees (two e's, people!) from Kenny Hotz, creator of Kenny and Spenny and a former South Park writer. Its protagonists make their living as medical test subjects, hence the suggestive series title.

Michael Jackson Gets His Roll On at a Barnes & Noble in Las Vegas

2008-07-10T19:31:00.000-07:00

Why would anyone be surprised?!? It's typical Wacko Jacko! Is the gloved one sick though or just too lazy to walk?!? Some sources say his SKIN WAS PEELING!!

Will Smith in an "Open Marriage" with Jada Pinkett Smith, is Will romancing Charlize Theron perhaps?!?

2008-07-10T14:27:00.000-07:00

He recently opened up to the UK magazine NOW about the possibility that he and Jada Pinkett Smith will engage in an open marriage.

Of course there is also Charlize Theron to consider, right Will - 2 movies together:

CHARLIZE THERON
ANGELINA JOLIE
MEGAN FOX
MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES
VIDEOS VIDEOS VIDEOS
UMA THURMAN
JUNO'S ELLEN PAGE

Robert Downey Jr. will be SHERLOCK HOLMES, plus Will Ferrell & Sacha Baron Cohen will also be Holmes & Watson!!

2008-07-09T22:24:00.000-07:00

So, Robert Downey Jr. makes his 1st move since crushing box offices as Iron Man, he has taken the role of Sherlock Holmes in the upcoming drama from Warner Bros. Guy Ritchie (aka Mrs. Madonna) will direct. I'm guessing this means more ACTION!
Also, Columbia Pictures is putting together a comedic take on the classic tale with Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell.
I wonder if these movies will come out around the same time?! It feels like Hollywood is scared and just rehashing old movies...it's the NEW formula!

WEEDS

SEINFELD

The View

Dirt's Courteney Cox to appear on SCRUBS for 3 Episodes

2008-07-09T22:12:00.000-07:00

Could this casting be any cooler? Courteney Cox is joining the cast Scrubs for a three-episode arc this coming midseason, playing Sacred Heart's new Chief of Medicine.
Cox's character will "ruffle feathers" in her capacity as Kelso's replacement.
Does one wonder if Courteney feels the desperate need to have say a SITCOM again...anyone,anyone?!?

Quentin Tarantino is making INGLORIOUS BASTARDS with HARVEY WEINSTEIN and possibly BRAD PITT

2008-07-09T00:13:00.000-07:00

Quentin Tarantino has just gone out with his long-anticipated script about World War II. Lawrence Bender is attached to produce Inglorious Bastards, but also Harvey Weinstein who will be producing as well but not financing it. This certainly adds fuel to those rumors that The Weinstein Co is having movie money woes. After all, one of the ways that The Weinstein Co attracted investors was by hyping its creative connection to the Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill 1 & 2 writer/director who has long made a lot of money for a lot of people. But now only Harvey, and not his investors, could potentially profit from the connection? Unreal. And let's not forget that The Weinstein Co produced and financed Quentin's last pic Grindhouse/Death Proof that tanked at the box office because of Weinstein's own admission that he erred in releasing it in the U.S. market as half of a too-long 3-hour, 12-minute double-feature. QT and Harvey Weinstein lunched very visibly at Ago on Melrose today. Just in case anyone thought there was a rift. This latest Tarantino epic, originally for Miramax and originally set for 2001, has been so long in the works that some people thought it might never see the light of day. Tarantino himself has described it as a Spaghetti Western meets World II film that's an homage to 1967's The Dirty Dozen and its derivatives with a story about a group of soldiers on their way to be executed who get the chance of a reprieve.

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Obama's Daughters Interviewed

Heath Ledger was FREE as the JOKER, he didn't get "LOST"!

WEEDS SEASON 4

Kevin McKidd from Rome will play Dr. Christina Yang's new love interest on Grey's Anatomy!?

2008-07-08T17:56:00.000-07:00

ABC is not officially confirming the news yet, but reliable sources say that Rome-ing Journeyman Kevin McKidd has just signed on the dotted line to join ABC's Grey's Anatomy for its upcoming season.

Playing a surgeon who arrives at Seattle Grace fresh from a tour of duty in Iraq, McKidd will first be (barely) glimpsed during the two-hour season premiere. McKidd's character, by some accounts, ultimately will play doctor with Cristina, who has been nursing a broken heart and a seriously bruised ego ever since you-know-who ran out of Seattle a season ago.

Madonna to get over A-Rod Scandal by teaming up with Britney Spears on tour!?!

2008-07-08T09:55:00.000-07:00

Five years after Madonna and Britney Spears shared their kiss,they are teaming back up for Madonna's Sticky & Sweet Tour! What she will do is mostly a surprise..

As of now Britney Spears will be appearing in a music video that will serve as part of Madge's Concert Set -- will there be more to Britney's participation than that?

I guess only Time will tell....any news story to back off the entire Madonna/Guy Ritchie/A-Rod/Cynthia Rodriguez/Lenny Kravitz/DIVORCE/AFFAIR story!!

Sacha Baron Cohen is back as BRUNO and tricking Americans!!

2008-07-08T09:03:00.000-07:00

Lured by $1 beer and the prospect of "hot chicks" and "hardcore fights," thousands of Arkansans were duped last month into appearing as extras in comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's latest staged mayhem. Cohen and his confederates organized cage fighting programs on consecutive days in Texarkana and Fort Smith. Both cards ended with two male grapplers (one was identified as "Straight Dave" and wore camouflage) tearing each other's clothes off and, while in underwear, kissing down their opponent's chest. This man-on-man action triggered Fort Smith fans to throw chairs and beer at the ring, according to one cop present at the city's Convention Center. Cohen is currently filming a follow-up, of sorts, to his smash 2006 film featuring Borat, his fictional Kazakh journalist. The new film stars another of Cohen's creations, Bruno, a gay Austrian journalist who interviews subjects about fashion and entertainment. It is reportedly titled, "Brüno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt." The June 6 matches in Fort Smith were dubbed "Blue Collar Brawlin'" and were advertised with the poster seen below. Ads on Craigslist--like this one--noted that attendees had to be over 21 and suggested that fans arrive early "for $1 BEERS!" Cohen & Co. underwrote the cost of beer, which usually sells for $4 at the Fort Smith facility. "Blue Collar Brawlin'" drew about 1500 fans, who were greeted by signs stating that the event was being filmed. Attendees were also not allowed in with cameras or cell phones and some were asked to sign releases. The "Blue Collar Brawlin'" web site (fortsmithfight.com) was registered two weeks before the event in the name of "Peto Philer" of Algeria. The site, which remains live but has been stripped of all content, appears to be currently hosted on servers in Los Angeles.

Directed by
Dan Mazer		(unconfirmed)

Writing credits
Sacha Baron Cohen		(screenplay)

Cast (in credits order)

	Sacha Baron Cohen	...	Brüno
other cast:
	Alice Evans	...	BBC Reporter
	Trishelle Cannatella	...	Herself
	Sandra Seeling	...	Tina the German Girl
	Candice Cunningham	...	FOX Reporter
	Ben Youcef	...	Kaseem
	Alexander von Roon	...	German Reporter
	Tom Yi	...	Reporter #3
	David Hill	...	Reporter
	Clifford Banagale	...	Hector

Justin Long has been REJECTED (or was it Drew Barrymore?)

2008-07-08T07:21:00.000-07:00

Well Drew, I guess he’s really not that into you … after an 11-month courtship, Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have called it quits on their relationship and have decided to go their separate ways. They’re dunzo, y’all:

The two will remain friends whatever that means. This isn't unexpected because people

thought this was a mismatch from the get go. Maybe JL will now hang with Cameran Diaz's ex, JT!!!! I'm sure they'll both move on and be absolutely fine.Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have broken up, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. “I can confirm the split with no additional comment,” said the spokesperson. Barrymore, 33, and Long, 30, were first linked in August of last year, when they were spotted at the Los Angeles hotspot the Chateau Marmont. By November, the pair – who costar together in He’s Just Not That Into You – were getting serious. They spent a PDA-packed holiday in Connecticut, including Thanksgiving with Long’s family in his hometown of Fairfield. In the following months, the couple seemed inseparable, partying in Vegas, celebrating Barrymore’s birthday with Cameron Diaz in Los Angeles and hiking in Hollywood. In the March issue of Vogue, Barrymore said of the relationship, “My cheeks hurt, I’m so happy.”

Sondra Rhimes keeping ROSE around a bit longer on GREY'S ANATOMY!!!

2008-07-07T23:09:00.000-07:00

Patrick Dempsey and Lauren Stamile

Rose is no shrinking violet when it comes to getting McDumped by McDreamy.

Given the cozy, candle-burning climax of Grey's Anatomy's season finale, it's no big surprise that Lauren Stamile's run as Derek's squeeze may be nearing its end. But the typically oh-so-nice nurse won't be scrubbed out quietly.

Well it's cool for the actress to keep working but how much trouble could she possibly cause considering that McDreamy was never to into her from the get go. He thought he could be like McSteamy - Mark Sloane but apparently that didn't go over so well.

Other Stuff:

Sigourney Weaver Refuses to do Ghostbusters Game (Plus NO Rick Moranis)

SEINFELD MANIA

STEPHEN COLBERT FIRED!!

Heath Ledger is THE JOKER

AMY WINEHOUSE HAS SHOE PROBLEM?!

WEEDS SEASON 4

JON STEWART

PEACE and LOVE on RINGO STARR's 68th Birthday!!

2008-07-07T10:18:00.000-07:00

It's Ringo's Birthday and he sings plus voices Thomas the Tank!!!

The Matrix MISTAKES

2008-07-06T19:01:00.000-07:00

Here are some mistakes from The Matrix:

The Camera and some objects were the biggest ones! Interesting to take apart such a flawless movie!!

Madonna releases Official Statement: No Divorce and No Affair with A-Rod!!

2008-07-06T17:47:00.000-07:00

MADONNA SPEAKS:
"My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.”

Alex Rodriguez’s wife Cynthia blamed the rumored affair for the demise of her marriage to the slugger, sources say.

Amid growing buzz of divorce, the singer’s rep had earlier issued a denial that the singer and her husband of over seven years, Guy Ritchie, were splitting.

The singer, who is no stranger to rumors, also says: “I have learned over the years not to take accusations and the many false reports about me very seriously. I also appreciate how fiction and fact seem to be perceived as one and the same by people who read both newspapers and the Internet."

Other Stuff:

Rick Moranis won't do voiceover for NEW GHOSTBUSTERS GAME - TOO RICH?!

THE CW'S 90210: SHANNEN DOHERTY & LORI LOUGHLIN

BIT ACTOR WANTED BY FBI FOR MURDER & CHILD ABDUCTION

ADAM SANDLER MEETS WITH JOHN MCCAIN

STEPHEN COLBERT FIRED!!!?

CNN FEMALE REPORTER COMMENTS ON ANOTHER CNN FEMALE'S ASSETS

ACTOR STEPHEN BALDWIN TO LEAVE US IF OBAMA ELECTED!!!!!

Rick Moranis and Sigourney Weaver REFUSE to do voices for new GHOSTBUSTERS GAME

2008-07-06T10:20:00.000-07:00

While there is a “Ghostbusters” video game in the works right now, the original cast is coming back except for two important ones. Rick Moranis refuses to reprise his role as Louis Tully for the voice overs of the video game and Sigourney Weaver refuses to come back as Dana Barrett. Why is Rick Moranis refusing? Simply because he retired from the film industry and entertainment business. Rick felt that he made too much money from the “Honey I Shrunk the Kids” sequels that he no longer needs to work.

Sigourney Weaver herself hasn’t yet spoken out on why she isn’t doing the highly anticipated video game. “Ghostbusters: The Video Game” will be released for all game systems: Xbox 360, Playstation 3 and the Nintendo Wii.

Chuck and Hellboy Hang out together!!! Weird Crossover Promotion to say the least!!

2008-07-05T11:30:00.000-07:00

Hellboy II Newest and Coolest Trailer

2008-07-03T10:11:00.001-07:00

Madonna and A-Rod shacking up in Manhattan!!

2008-07-01T11:18:00.000-07:00

Well, well, well....this isn't shocking! A-Rod likes Blonde Bombshells and Madonna likes Spanish men! I'm sure this might be happening and it's funny that A-Rod comes to NYC where he is subjected to this 'new life'! If he wasn't ranked as the BEST PLAYER in baseball, he'd be traded away VERY FAST! Anyways maybe this relationship will give A-Rod more pop into his 'bat' and Madonna will be inspired.

Mini Me sues to make sure nobody else sees his "mini me" plus no Dylan!

2008-06-29T17:24:00.001-07:00

Why anyone would want to watch a sex tape of Verne 'Mini-Me' Troyer is beyond me but
one has been leaked! The actor is now suing for 20 MEEEEEEEEELION Dollars and maybe he'll actually get it. I doubt he'll ever be able to remove every single copy floating around the net but I wish him GOOD LUCK! NOW FIRE THE FRIGGIN LASER!!!!

Also on a "sad" note (or not so sad, depending on how you look at it), actor Luke Perry decided to pass on a west beverly peach pit reunion. Tori "I'm doing nothing but a reality show" Spelling plus Jennie Garth are on board plus maybe even Joe E. Tata (Nat) will be on this season's revamped Beverly Hills, 90210 - simply titled 90210!

That's all I got but it was freaky-ish enough!

My OLD TiVo List!!!

2008-06-09T16:34:00.000-07:00

TIVO TIVO TIVO ---- WHAT DO I TIVO ---- TIVO TIVO TIVO

There is the normal television season and then there is SUMMER! When Summer comes, I literally push all my summer shows up to the top of my SEASON PASS MANAGER as they are going to be on..while all my regular shows lie in hiatus & suspense(Jack and Claire...maybe you should ta-alk?!).

Normally scheduled programming on my SEASON PASS MANAGER includes:
(This order reflects more of a Days of the Week type setting than my TOP show)

1. Brothers & Sisters -- They fight and fight and fight and fight and fight...the Sally Field and others ShoOoOw (to the tune of Itchy & Scratchy)

2. Prison Break - Ok Season 1 was awesome...season 2 started to become ridiculous...I guess I'm going to see what season 3 is about before I possibly get rid of this show. I don't know if I'm keen on watching everyone go back to jail in an entirely different country?!?

3. How I Met Your Mother - It's a filler show for me(if other things are in reruns)..I do enjoy some of its comedy. Fun to watch Dr. Howser again.

4. Heroes - This show is just awesome..well except for that cop-out part of the finale...and who doesn't love that Zachary Quinto (a.k.a SYLAR) is going to be playing SPOCK in J.J. Abrahams new young STAR TREK movie!

5. REST IN PEACE - STUDIO 60 on the Sunset Strip - It was a little uneven and unbalanced but I still enjoyed it -- I will miss it! I won't miss the whole Danny/Jordan ..."quit stalking me!"..."quit stalking me, you creep!!"...."oh god, of course I'll marry you!!" Everyone together...HUH?!?!?!?

6. House - The pleasure of watching Hugh Laurie not to mention his impeccable bitter American accent!

7. Friday Night Lights - I watched ONLY the pilot and was not impressed. I have the entire season waiting for me to watch. I keep reading over and over and OVER again how everyone LOVES this show...so I will eventually watch more of it to see why!! (This was how I felt about BSG...I need to go back and watch it from the beginning..but is that show REALLY that good too?!?)

8. L O S T - This show stayed entirely true to its name....it LOST most of its audience this season! Hmmm, could it be the 4 month hiatus in between episodes ( Day Break which sadly I watched in its entirety...only to NEVER find out why he keeps 'Groundhog Daying' it each day..at least Bill Murray was repeating the day until he didn't screw it up..or until it was absolutely perfect..?!?)! As for LOST, it was my favorite show and now after this flash forward which I am suspect about...I just want to find out what happened to them...it feels like ONE BIG NIGHTMARE NOW!!!

9. Grey's Anatomy - No more Isaiah Washington (I think I'll leave Bionic Sidekick unlinked!).....not sure how much that will actually change the show. The show has been on a kind of downward spiral for awhile...and I wasn't liking it splitting up an entire episode to show us the pilot for PRIVATE PRACTICE. I somehow think that show won't last....as for Grey's...they draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag out story/plot lines forever! I don't like George and Izzie trying to be together...and yes it is weird how George somehow went from.."ohh that's just George" to "ohhhHH OOHHHH GEORGE, YES Baby...YEAH"...He has had the most sex with main characters on the show...Yang is now single...watch out....Georgie boy is coming for ya! I'm still waiting for some people from Patrick Dempsey's 80s movies to guest star....Kirstie Alley or maybe his redhead friend from 'Can't buy me love'...

10. Shark - I recorded the shows...but towards the middle-end started to lose interest.
Of course it's always nice to watch the Jeri Ryan Scenes!!!

See what I mean!!!

11. Ugly Betty - Yes I enjoy all of it...No, I'm not!!!

12. 30 Rock - Alec Baldwin's best work besides his "You're Fired!" Speech from GlenGarry GlenRoss!!

13. FAMILY GUY - a No-Brainer like Peter and a MasterMind like Stewie!

14. Seinfeld - MAN HANDS...Deloras...Muffin Tops..Coffee Table Book...Raisins...Bootlegger!!

15. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - Nah nahnah nah Nah nah nah...wow sounds like the theme song to me!! Love when he breaks into the Jewy voice...(he calls it that too!!)

16. The Colbert Report - Genius...to mock Bill O'Reilly the best way possible.....and for O'Reilly to be to stupid to realize it all!!

17. South Park - I don't watch it as much as I used to but it's nice to have. (I do like The Simpsons but apparently not enough to season pass it....here comes the HATE MAIL!!!)

18. Inside the Actors Studio - I just want to know EVERYONE'S favorite curse word!!! It does get a bit much when you have the likes of Jennifer Lopez(no link!) on the show...Inside the Celebrity Studio! Still enjoyable...taught me that most actors suffered through their parents divorce..or never knew one of their (or in Nicholson's case...both of their) parents!

19. Robot Chicken - Spot on and funny.....Seth Green lives on!! Classic Hilarious Fact: birth name "Seth Benjamin Gesshel-Green"

20. Dexter - It's a summer show..it's a fall show...I LOVE THIS SHOW! I think it bumped LOST out of the top spot. Sure some of the dialogue is not great and the editing could use more work....but MICHAEL C HALL is SO interesting that you could care less about anything else!!

21. Real Time With Bill Maher - Usually he has on amazing guests and great panels...the discussions sometimes don't go anywhere and they can repeat certain things over and over again...but it's still enjoyable! Especially NEW RULES!!

22. The Office / My Name is Earl - Yes the Office is funny and I will support your arguement that I should TiVo it OVER Ugly Betty (a show you can't stand..especially if you're an OFFICE lover)...my name is Earl has gone downhill but it's a decent filler during reruns!

23. The Shield - I haven't seen all the seasons and have to go back to the beginning on DVD eventually...I know it's awesome! (I also here that THE WIRE is another show that is a must rent on DVD too) Even with my TiVo it's hard to follow SO many shows!!!! Maybe you can do it?!?

24. SNL - Yes it sucks..sucks a lot! That's why I have my TiVo to FF through the bad and watch the good...SOFA KING or Andy Samberg doing a digital short!

25. The Showbiz Show with David Spade(no link..just look under Adam Sandler to find all his credits!) - Mostly funny like Hollywood Minute! Short and sweet...like most of David's sitcoms (except for the sweet part)!

26. Human Giant - Upright Citizen Brigade's Funny Troupe gets their own show...on everyone's funniest network...MTV!!!!!???!! What...huh...yea no clue how they ended up on MTV but hopefully people are watching...Comedy Central (cough)(cough)...I believe Viacom owns you all....talk to each other!

27. [I did watch] Dice: Undisputed...with the same interest as I now watch the two Coreys -- I guess I'm trying to recapture or relive my 80s...thank god I've stayed away from Scott Baio's show...and I'm SO sure he isn't single at 45 by choice...right...uh huh...
[Little Boy Blue : What? He needed the money, OH!]

28. [No I did not cut my testes off..entirely] The View - Originally I started Tivo-ing it so I could watch these catfights between Rosie and HasselRack....I just left it there...now it's fun to see a male guest stuck in between 4 women....always fun

29. Confessions of a Matchmaker - I went to school @ UB and this show takes place in Buffalo! It's nice to see all my old hangouts...not as nice to see how many creepy people still live there!!

30. Tom Goes to the Mayor - Has its comic elements....on occasion

31. Late Night With Conan O'Brien - In the year 2000....in the year 2000..... He should be awesome on the Tonight Show!!

32. Wonder Showzen - I need to actually watch it more....

33. The Sarah Silverman Program - Hit or miss but I have to support my own kind!!

34. Band of Brothers - Something else I have Tivo-ed but never got to watch...

35. Dog Bites Man -- I did not devote enough time to this show from UCB's Matt Walsh

36. Da Ali G Show - Boo ya kasha and VERY NICE!

37. Dirt - Pretty much sucked...yea it sucked...but I just stared at it..wondering when it wouldn't suck..oh yeah..random Wayne Brady appearance in a tough guy "I'm going to flame broil your privates" role!! I knew there was a reason I stuck with it!

38. 30 Days - Very very very interesting (Yes I have seen Dirty Jobs and while it's not bad..no season pass)!! Morgan Spurlock's adventures of our country's bad situations!

39. Extras - I'm pretty sure it's over and I will miss Ricky Gervais & his "is he havin' a laugh?!?"

40. Curb Your Enthusiasm - Usually Higher up on this list which isn't in any kind of order but it's ALWAYS on hiatus...yea I could get more reruns tivoed!! Quote this show til death!!

41. I'm from Rolling Stone - I have never seen a worse group of people given an extraordinary opportunity and then BLOW it...even the winner sucked....just wow.

42. The Riches - I think the writing/story lines could use some tweaking but definitely one of the MOST underrated new shows of the season! Eddie Izzard & Minnie Driver kick butt in this one.

43. The Sopranos - "Don't Stop..." to watch the finale......I think I wasn't loving how they went down....RIP or not...David Chase(link-fuggehdaboudit)...any clues...answers..maybe we should go back to season 2 and find out if you'll make a Sopranos movie?!?

44. Ebert & Roeper - Now it's Roeper & Guest Critic....I watch but think Roeper makes odd choices about what he likes and doesn't like!!

45. Show I am missing --- Fill in the blank for me with a comment ( Before you do..I have more shows that are mostly Summer Below)

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SUMMER TIVO

Weeds and Californication are coming back like I said!!

1. Masters of Science Fiction - It's a Mini-Series...I missed recording the 1st episode...at least I will feel like LOST is back, catching Terry O'Quinn in episode 2 this weekend!

2. Traveler - I was under the impression this was a time traveling show. It's called TRAVELER...but I watched it for what it was...a bad BAD version of like Prison Break's conspiracy story line...which is also now a bad version of all conspiracy shows...urgh!
I guess it's weird to watch so many shows and follow them..only to NEVER find out what actually happened...(INVASION...they were all aliens..but from where....and why..and how)

3. On the Lot - The movies that were made kind of all suck...but I can't imagine it being easy to make a movie with people you don't know in such a short amount of time from scratch.
I like it enough to keep watching....just to find out who will get this DREAM JOB with Spielberg!

4. The Next Best Thing -I liked the opening rounds when they trashed people sorta...but then I got bored...I didn't even care who won! ( I also started Tivo-ing the Pirate reality show..but in the end could not bring myself to hit play on any of them...only delete...)

5. Hell's Kitchen - Feels WAY more staged than ever...is getting tired...but I enjoy watching the chef scream (although I like watching him so much better over on BBC AMERICA for his Kitchen Nightmare Show)

6. Entourage - "The Boys of Summer" have been dragging lately...HBO must have been desperate by having two seasons air back to back! Drama and even Ari...seemed to have been a little upstaged by Walsh....*writer meeting!!!* (Val Kilmer Cameo from Season 1 still is the BEST!!)

7. Big Love - This show always has kept my interest and after what happened last week...I'm convinced they are not afraid to try anything and everything on this show!! I like its BIG BALLS!!!

8. John From Cincinatti - I actually went from not really liking the first episode..but then as I kept watching..I started to understand it more and more....still confused but just love watching Ed O'Neill playing someone so conflicted..."I got my EYE on YOU!!!"

9. Rescue Me - I feel like this season hasn't been as good as last but still entertaining as always...how do you beat Leary's faces & line deliveries?!?

10. The Two Coreys - So far I'm not too impressed...only saw 2 shows and i'm sick of feldman's wife...maybe even feldman..and I liked feldman better than haim as a kid....AHHHHHHHHHH!!!

11. Psych - It amuses me in a weird way!! Plus Corbin Bernsen (no link!..come on!) is still working and that makes me happy!

12. Damages and 13. Mad Men - I have Tivo-ed but as of now have yet to watch any of the episodes...call it : I don't have the time or the overwhelming excitement..same goes for
14. THE BRONX IS BURNING!!! I hear some of this is really good....I will watch it eventually..(14a. The Company - 3 movie actors got together for 4 parts that I have not seen yet either!)

15. Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares - I love the fact that he comes to a restaurant that is IN DEBT..usually 100k or more..and they don't want to be criticized!!! It is possible some of that is staged...and yes people have pride/ego...but if you are doing THAT badly...swallow your pride and listen to this guy b/c he's making tons of $$$$! !

16. Flight of the Conchords - It has its moments of funny but does have this feeling of repetitiveness....I loved Human Giant's Aziz Ansari's cameo as a racist fruit vendor!

17. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - I think this is premiering sometime in August or September....It's usually really out there...which makes it funny! Not sure how I feel about Danny Devito being on it now...it had to of helped ratings!

Okay there are my season pass lists (I do have some wishlists I didn't include...some directors..older movies/classics I never saw as I was only born in '78 ! !)!!!

This fall looks just as tough if not tougher than most..with SO many new shows..always tough to know what will be worth watching..and then trying to work around scheduling conflicts!!

Leave your own lists, opinions, comments...or LET ME HAVE IT IN RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

TiVo, TivA, guess TivEE was taken..tiv-you!

George Lucas & Steven Spielberg screw up Indiana Jones 4!!!

2008-05-29T11:03:00.001-07:00

Indiana Jones 4 was the worst and a big letdown for almost everyone. The alien
twist felt more x-files than an Indy film....what did everyone else think?
Love these 2 but please let someone amazing write a young indy script or...*gasp* Indy 5..
without too much input or at least no outer space!

President Dubya BOOED!

2008-03-31T22:15:00.000-07:00

Tony Soprano and James Gandolfini shows up on SNL

2008-03-31T21:21:00.000-07:00

This site inspired by the genius: Jeffrey Wells

2008-03-31T20:41:00.000-07:00

About Jeffrey Wells

Jeffrey Wells writes a daily stream-of-Hollywood-consciousness column for Hollywood Elsewhere, which he's been running on his own since August 2004.

As of October '08 he'll have been writing an online Hollywood column for ten years straight -- two full columns per week from '98 to March '06, and a several-stories-per-day blog format since March '06.

He began his online adventure with a twice-weekly online Hollywood column for Mr. Showbiz in October 1998. He wrote the same column for Reel.com from '99 to '02, and then for Kevin Smith (www.moviepoopshoot.com) from '02 to '04.

Wells wrote and reported regularly for Entertainment Weekly from '91 to '96, for People from '96 to '98 and wrote a weekly Hollywood column for the L.A. Times Syndicate from '94 to '99. He also wrote a weekly N.Y. Daily News, L.A. Times, N.Y. Times, Newsday, Washington Post, Men's Journal, etc. column in '93-'94.

He was born and raised in New Jersey. High school years were split between N.J. and Connecticut. A few years of aimless wandering followed in Connecticut, Boston and Los Angeles. Got into journalism in 1977 with a movie/TV column for the Fairfield County Morning News, began freelancing in Manhattan in '78. Managing editor for the Film Journal from April '81 to June '83; editor at the Hollywood Reporter from '83 to '84, three or four years of publicity, back to journalism in '89.

A resident of West Hollywood, Wells has two great sons (Jett, 19, and Dylan, 18) whom he doesn't see enough due to a distance of 3,000 miles.