Madonna and A-Rod shacking up in Manhattan!!

Well, well, well....this isn't shocking! A-Rod likes Blonde Bombshells and Madonna likes Spanish men! I'm sure this might be happening and it's funny that A-Rod comes to NYC where he is subjected to this 'new life'! If he wasn't ranked as the BEST PLAYER in baseball, he'd be traded away VERY FAST! Anyways maybe this relationship will give A-Rod more pop into his 'bat' and Madonna will be inspired.

Mini Me sues to make sure nobody else sees his "mini me" plus no Dylan!

Why anyone would want to watch a sex tape of Verne 'Mini-Me' Troyer is beyond me but
one has been leaked! The actor is now suing for 20 MEEEEEEEEELION Dollars and maybe he'll actually get it. I doubt he'll ever be able to remove every single copy floating around the net but I wish him GOOD LUCK! NOW FIRE THE FRIGGIN LASER!!!!

Also on a "sad" note (or not so sad, depending on how you look at it), actor Luke Perry decided to pass on a west beverly peach pit reunion. Tori "I'm doing nothing but a reality show" Spelling plus Jennie Garth are on board plus maybe even Joe E. Tata (Nat) will be on this season's revamped Beverly Hills, 90210 - simply titled 90210!

That's all I got but it was freaky-ish enough!