David Fincher's movie The Social Network is coming out soon and because of Justin Timberlake's role in the film and his huge rise as a movie star - this story had to be told -
Two-time Academy Award-nominee turned hip-hop musician, Joaquin Phoenix releases his first rap single entitled "The Rise of The Phoenix"!
Lyrics:
(muttering stuff)
VERSE 1:
I played Johnny Cash in "Walk the Line",
You think I've gone crazy, but I feel fine.
I'm switching to music, this ain't no trick,
When I scratch my beard, it's a nervous tick.
VERSE 2:
I'm done with acting if you can believe it.
Don't ask about "Two Lovers" 'cuz I haven't seen it.
I'm new to hip-hop, but I'll beat your asses,
You'll never see me without these glasses.
CHORUS:
They call me The Phoenix (that's my hip-hop name),
'Cuz I rhyme through the ashes (and beat through the flames).
I'm quitting movies 'cuz hair and makeup suck,
I'm Joaquin Phoenix and I'm crazy as...
(Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh, Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh)
VERSE 3:
Ya'll laugh at me, but this is my life,
Don't be like Schaeffer or I'll pull out my knife.
I chew gum cuz I'm all nonchalant,
I'm the Emperor, I DO WHAT I WANT!
VERSE 4:
Shut up Letterman, enough with the beard,
Before I felt fine, but now I feel weird,
If you ask me a question I've got nothing to say,
________________________.
BRIDGE:
(8 bars of muttering stuff)
CHORUS:
They call me The Phoenix (that's his hip-hop name,)
'Cuz I rhyme through the ashes (and burst through the flame).
I'm quitting acting ('cuz movies suck),
I'm Joaquin Phoenix and Im crazy as...
(Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh, Ahhhh, ah ahhhhhh)
HILARIOUS --- Very Creative Stuff!!
Indiana Jones 4 was the worst and a big letdown for almost everyone. The alien
twist felt more x-files than an Indy film....what did everyone else think?
Love these 2 but please let someone amazing write a young indy script or...*gasp* Indy 5..
without too much input or at least no outer space!
